Let me be a girl for 2 minutes

I want you to love to take pictures. I want you to be adamant and sentimental about traditions and making memories like I am about a lot of things. I want you to make me laugh all the time without even trying to AND when you are trying to. I want you to be creative. I want you to have a thing for big dogs like me. I want you to want me to sing to you. I want you to be a protector. I want you to have the physical capability to snap anyone in half but the temperament to never hurt a fly. I want you to be hospitable so that we can always have our door open. I want you to live to travel. I want you to be a healthy eater. I want you to love to ask me questions. I want you to be extremely easy going-not easily offended at all. I want you to be so incredibly confident with who you are but so beautifully humbled in Christ simultaneously. I want you to have gnarly dance moves. I want you to love and completely connect with kids-because I definitely do not. I want you to completely not care what anyone thinks of you. I want you to be irrationally spontaneous. I want you to be really tall. I want you to be a really good listener. I want your buddies to look up to you. I want you to be my personal trainer/motivator. I want you to be astonishingly patient and kind. I want you to be very spiritually mature. I want you to be very generous, not counting possessions as worth much at all. I want you to like cats-and all animals. I want you to thoroughly enjoy spending time with my grandparents. I want you to make intense eye contact. I don't want you to be easily distracted. I want you to be very in touch with your family heritage and roots. I want you to come from a fairly large family-lots of brothers and sisters. I want you to prefer extremely clean and minimal living quarters. I want you to read the newspaper. I want you to be grungy (aka not prissy about looks). I want your male ego to be virtually non existent. I want you to be at least bi-lingual (as I will be). I want you to easily adapt to environments. I don't want you to be into fads and fetishes. I don't want you to be judgmental, but especially not with looks and outward physical appearance. I want you to be way more observant than anyone suspects you are. I don't want you to be easily grossed out. But most of all, I want you to have such a mad insane love for Jesus Christ that it pollutes everything you do in the best way.

I can only imagine all that you want me to be...no pressure right?