Quirkety Wirketies

1. I detest metal wire hangers

2. I love anything BUT milk in my cereal: rice milk, almond milk, soy milk, half and half.

3. I'm all about the crunch. Crunchy is one of my favorite words and I love things that crunch.

4. I only eat with plastic ware

5. I like tangerines but do not like oranges

6. I'm a compulsive pillowcase changer

7. I like frozen bread with unmelted butter slathered on

8. I have a seatbelt fetish so to speak, I HIGHLY ENJOY the feeling of a seatbelt holding me in, especially during a quick stop. Consequently, if a seatbelt does not hold me in or lock into place, I sway every which way the car turns because I don't like holding myself in.

9. I'm all about the grandma sweaters-I am not ashamed

10. I like my art thick, slathered on, globbed on, textured, drippy, bright and colorful

(some additional art I enjoy)

11. I can't stand argyle

11. I hate open book, open note tests and quizzes-they make me nervous, anxious, and I'm horrible with them regardless of those who would argue "how can you be bad at open book tests?"

12. I love signing things

13. I don't like having a lot of money, it makes me frazzled

14. I loathe the word knob, so I just say bonk instead-which is knob backwards

15. I squeak when I get excited

16. I get so incredibly uncomfortable watching anything sexual in movies or on TV

17. I love writing but I detest writing papers

18. I'm quite efficient at memorizing things-names, Scripture, anything

19. Pears make me nauseous

20. I love the color peach

21. My favorite holiday is Halloween (sentimental childhood memories)

22. I can't stand the song Amazing Grace (words are fine, melody is painful)

23. I'm obsessed with water rides but terrified of roller coasters-till I go on them

24. I used to want to go into the military in 8th grade-I was DOING IT

25. I don't do minty gum, just fruity

26. Being photographed and videotaped makes me really awkward

27. I take my tea unsweetened

28. I love fondant-the texture is brilliant

Lil baybay fondant animals!

29. I can sing but I can't whistle. How twisted.

30. I used to eat the red tips off of matches when I was younger

31. Whenever I set a timer on the microwave, I always set an odd number

32. I love a little applesauce with my cinnamon

33. I hate wings; by extension, birds and butterflies

34. I don't like my fruit sweet, but tart

35. I hate drinking water unless I am absolutely parched

36. I have a maddening habit of scratching my scalp

37. I set my alarm even when I don't have to wake up early-as long as I get at least 8 hours

38. I do not have the womanly touch of decoration or furnishing a homey residence

39. I also cannot multitask like most women are supposed to be able to do

40. I don't mind watching movies over and over again

41. When I read magazines, I have to start at the very last page and work my way forward

42. I have to see my food as I eat it, I have to look at the bite before I bite it

43. I read the ends of books first

44. I don't enjoy ice in my water, but in my rice milk yes

45. Barry Manilow's music has a special place in my heart

46. I have a great affection for gas station convenience stores

47. I love the dentist and their goodie bags

48. I highly enjoy the magazine reading materials on tables in places of business

49. Not an advocate of energy drinks at all, except for bawls

50. I love double jointed fingers, arms and legs-I've always wanted them